One Liners Software

The Presidential campaign may get intense this fall, but here you can share a laugh with George W. Bush in this hilarious campaign screen saver. You will enjoy funny one-liners and clever animation as President Bush campaigns right on your own desktop.

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Clinton sings the blues about his scandalous woes, and tells some great jokes in this very funny satire. The screen saver features Clinton playing his saxophone in a nightclub scene, backed by Gennifer, Monica, and Paula. Peppered with witty one-liners and a few special treats, you will be humming this memorable music track for weeks to come.

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Enhance your AOL Instant Messenger with great new features and add-ons. These include powering up your AIM with 200 new free smileys, comprehensive chat conversation recording (full HTML with time tags, all colors and URLs preserved), exclusive Buddy Icon collector that can save your Buddy's AIM icons, useful PowerPlus toolbar that is present in all Instant Message windows.

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The Presidential campaign may get intense this fall, but here you can share a laugh with John Kerry in this hilarious campaign screen saver. You will enjoy funny one-liners and clever animation as John Kerry campaigns right on your own desktop.

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Doctor Quote features a freeware collection of over 70,000 quotations, as collected by TheQuoteForToday.com. Browse quotes from many celebrated authors by subject; Random quote selection feature means that there will always be something to entertain at your fingertips! Soft9000.com allows quote lovers everywhere to donate to the quote collection and distribution project by purchasing this software at the Soft9000.com web site.

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Secure exchange of messages in a local network Intranet (Windows 95, 98, Me, NT, 2000, XP). The mail (or Email) can be written or read from any PC easily. Every mail-account can be protected by a password. The personal messages are always strongly encrypted (with 3 adaptive codes). These short mails are extremely well protected against local hackers and Internet attacks like Trojans or Tunneling-helpers or other applications.

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Parallels Compressor Workstation is a powerful, easy-to-use disk management tools that improves the performance of any Parallels, VMware and Microsoft virtual workstation running Windows by reducing virtual hard disk size by 50% or more. Compressor Workstation works with virtual machines built with Parallels Workstation 2.1, Parallels Desktop for Mac, VMware Workstation, and Microsoft Virtual PC.

Virtual printer converting printed documents into PDF doc or/and flash (SWF) movie. Can be used from every program that supports printing (incl. DOC, XLS). "Silent" automation mode is supported (for both end-users and software developers who want to incorporate SWF/PDF printer into their applications or web-server applications).

Java package and API to send and receive faxes. It can be used to send and receive faxes from your java applications to any group 3 facsimile machine. It requires a class 1 faxmodem. The source code is available.

Password Recovery by HXTT is a free toolkit for MS Access databases from 95, 97, 2000, XP, 2002, to 2003. MS Access uses underlying Jet Database Engine, which is used used in a variety of Microsoft products such as Money, Project, IIS, Exchange, and so on. That freeware can be used for those Jet database files too. This program should work on any platform that supports Java.

AutoShutdown is a Windows system shutdown manager. The software provides unattended control for a Windows PC: shutdown, restart, logoff, standby or hibernate your computer based on date/time, idle computer time, hot keys or a manually triggered command. AutoShutdown can also monitor battery level in a notebook computer and act while there is still power available. Systems running Windows 2000 and XP can also lock the workstation.

It can extract Audio CD track and output as various popular audio formats with fast speed and high quality. With Easy Audio RCR, one can also conduct conversion between audio formats with high fidelity, which meets your need to play, edit, and collect audio files. Moreover, Easy Audio RCR can perfectly record whatever sound coming though your soundcard;it supports silence detection for eliminating the useless parts.

Create powerful applications without having to write tedious and intricate code. Step-by-step genies assist in creating scripts without knowledge of programming. We give you the tools to build sophisticated applications quickly and easily. Build powerful queries through Point and Click. Ensure that data entry is rapid, and error free.